Why would you want to contact me? I'm not selling anything. I don't have customer service (or any service for that matter).

If you just HAVE to shoot me an email, you should use the email address you have for me in your contacts. If you don't have an email address for me ... one of the email addresses that I have not changed in many MANY years and still use ... we must not be that close and I probably don't want to hear from you anyway.

"So why do you have a 'contact" link on your site?" Just to make you angry I guess. And if you have read this far down, and I've succeeded in wasting this much of your time, I have to assume it might be working. Plus, it's my site and I do with it what I want.

(AND, no I won't be your friend on Facebook)